This text, sent to me a few months ago, is also in my native language: Filipino, which I will translate to you. It says the following:
ANAK: Ma! C kuya, ngbigti sa banyo!
MAMA: Ha? (2mkbo ppntng C.R.)
MAMA: ikaw ha! Punyeta ka! Wg kng mgbi2ro ng ganyan!ANAK: hehe, joke lng sa kwarto xa ngbigti.
Son: Mom! It's Kuya*! He's committing suicide in the CR!
Mom: What? (runs to CR)
Mom: You! #%$@! Don't joke like that!
Son: Hehe, just kidding.He's committing suicide in his room.
Toinkz! Happy Blogging Everyone! :)
*Kuya is a respect term we use for our older brothers.