Thursday, December 30, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
This text, sent to me a few months ago, is also in my native language: Filipino, which I will translate to you. It says the following:
ANAK: Ma! C kuya, ngbigti sa banyo!
MAMA: Ha? (2mkbo ppntng C.R.)
MAMA: ikaw ha! Punyeta ka! Wg kng mgbi2ro ng ganyan!ANAK: hehe, joke lng sa kwarto xa ngbigti.
Son: Mom! It's Kuya*! He's committing suicide in the CR!
Mom: What? (runs to CR)
Mom: You! #%$@! Don't joke like that!
Son: Hehe, just kidding.He's committing suicide in his room.
Toinkz! Happy Blogging Everyone! :)
*Kuya is a respect term we use for our older brothers.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Another popular text sent to me a few months back: (enjoy!)
Teacher asks Johnny: If there were five birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?
Johnny: None as the others will fly away.
Teacher: The answer is "four", but I like the way you think.
Johnny: I have a question for you, Ma'am.
Teacher: What is it?
Johnny: If three women are eating Ice Cream, one licking, one biting, and the other sucking, which one is married?
Teacher (nervously): Well, the one sucking the cone.
Johnny: No Ma'am, your wrong. It's the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think Ma'am...
Hahahaha, Happy Blogging! :)
Hello!!! Here is another text sent to me a few months back. Luckily, this one is in English. :)
Boy: Did you know, that my love for you is like the limit of a constant over a variable, as the variable approaches zero?
Girl: What's that?
Girl: Oh, really? Well, did you know that mu love for you is like the limit of a function of x as x approaches a, if the function of x is equal to c, if x is greater than a and is equal to d, and if x is less than or equal to a?
Boy: And what is that?
Girl: Syntax Error!
Muahahaha ^ BUSTED! :P
Happy Blogging Everyone. :D
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Hello again! This text sent in one of our languages, Ilonggo. So, again, I shall translate it to you.
Anak: Tay ano ang escalator man?
Tatay: Hagdan ina anak nga naga pasaka panaug.
Anak: Ang elevator tay?
Tatay: Daku nga kahon nga nagasaka panaug man.
Anak: Ang calculator tay?
Tatay: Ina siya bag-o nga wala pa ako makasakay.
Son: Dad, what's an Escalator?
Father: Son, that's a kind of stairs that goes up and down.
Son: How 'bout Elevator?
Father: That's a big box that goes up and down.
Son: How 'bout the Calculator?
Father: That? That's something new that I have yet to ride.
Hehehe, Happy Blogging Eveyone! :)~ DJKlaye
Monday, October 25, 2010
This second text I also received a few months ago. It is also in my native language: Filipino. So I'll translate it for you again...
Teacher: magpa2class picture tau pra pglaki nyo, ssbhin nyo, "wow c Dodong, ngaun police n! wow c Inday, nurse na! wow c Tomas, ngaun doctor n!"
Juan my phabol p mam!
Teacher: ano un, Juan?
Juan: "wow c mam, ngaun patay na!"
Teacher: upo! wag kang sasali s class picture!
Teacher: Class, let's take a class picture so that when you grow old, you'll look back and say, "Wow, look at Dodong! Right now, he's already a police! Wow, look at Inday! Right now, she's now a nurse! Wow, look at Tomas! Right now, he's already a doctor!"
Juan: Excuse me Ma'am, but you missed one.
Teacher: What is it, Juan?
Juan: "Wow, look at Ma'am! Right now, she's already dead!"
Teacher: Sit! You are not joining the class picture.
Hahahaha, Happy Blogging Everyone! :)
Here is a text message I received in my phone a few months ago. It's in my native language: Filipino. So I'll translate it for you.
Ma!!! WALA na tay COLGATE!...hAha
Touch it,Yes touch it with all your might.
From top to bottom,touch it.
Press it,Yes, press it.
And when it comes out,put the contents into your mouth.
"MOM!!! We don't have TOOTHPASTE anymore!"...hehe
What were you thinking? LoL.
Happy Blogging! :)~DJKlaye