Text # 1 - Press it, Squeeze it, Touch it, Lick it.

Here is a text message I received in my phone a few months ago. It's in my native language: Filipino. So I'll translate it for you.

Original Text:

Hikap
hikapa
ug
maau

gkan
punoan
hang2d 2moy

pug-a
hinay hinay

pislit
pislita

iti-on
kung
mogawas na

unya
syagit



Ma!!! WALA na tay COLGATE!...hAha

Translation:

Touch it,

Yes touch it with all your might.

From top to bottom,

touch it.

Squeeze it 

slowly.

Press it,

Yes, press it.

And when it comes out,

put the contents into your mouth.

Then shout,

"MOM!!! We don't have TOOTHPASTE anymore!"...hehe

What were you thinking? LoL.

Happy Blogging! :)

~DJKlaye