Here is a text message I received in my phone a few months ago. It's in my native language: Filipino. So I'll translate it for you.
Ma!!! WALA na tay COLGATE!...hAha
Touch it,Yes touch it with all your might.
From top to bottom,touch it.
Press it,Yes, press it.
And when it comes out,put the contents into your mouth.
"MOM!!! We don't have TOOTHPASTE anymore!"...hehe
What were you thinking? LoL.
Happy Blogging! :)~DJKlaye