Another popular text sent to me a few months back: (enjoy!)
Teacher asks Johnny: If there were five birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?
Johnny: None as the others will fly away.
Teacher: The answer is "four", but I like the way you think.
Johnny: I have a question for you, Ma'am.
Teacher: What is it?
Johnny: If three women are eating Ice Cream, one licking, one biting, and the other sucking, which one is married?
Teacher (nervously): Well, the one sucking the cone.
Johnny: No Ma'am, your wrong. It's the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think Ma'am...
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