Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Text # 5 - Like the Way you Think

Another popular text sent to me a few months back: (enjoy!)

Teacher asks Johnny: If there were five birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?

Johnny: None as the others will fly away.

Teacher: The answer is "four", but I like the way you think.

Johnny: I have a question for you, Ma'am.

Teacher: What is it?

Johnny: If three women are eating Ice Cream, one licking, one biting, and the other sucking, which one is married?

Teacher (nervously): Well, the one sucking the cone.

Johnny: No Ma'am, your wrong. It's the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think Ma'am...

Hahahaha, Happy Blogging! :)